Welcome to my Blog of Shame!

I have just created a new blog to keep all my fans (and haters) updated with the latest news involving me. I call it the "Blog of shame" since I'm such a failure and this blog too is gunna be such a failure.

People keep asking me why I named it "DerekTheBastard"
One, I'm called Derek and two I'm a complete bastard or people say so (thought I didn't know Johnny n' Dex?)

Okay, time to go offline but I will constantly update my blog more than I ever will compared to my proper site which can be found here:

www.platinumwalkthroughs.co.uk

And that's it, see you everyone!